Aysha Fatima via facebook

A story I made up after looking at a wall-socket for too long: Psst.. hey, you, can you see me? Over here, inside the wall socket. Yep, I’m Tiny Tim. My shift was supposed to end but someone left the button on so I’m still cycling for no reason. Usually I cycle and all the juice, or “energy” as they like to call it helps power their “laptops” apparently. I like to call them Taking-over-the-world-machines. But tonight since they haven’t switched it off, I can’t go home to spag-bol and Netflix. Sigh. Hope you’re having a better evening than me. – Ayesha