The #64millionartists #thejanuarychallenge today is to show what is through a doorway. This is the entrance to the hotel where I work. Tonight was our staff party. I went through this door and won a special award for most enthusiastic dresser-upper. This is because at noon on NYE I turned up to work in a St Trinians outfit. Turned out fancy dress didn’t start until seven so I had to spend a good few hours looking like a twat while everyone else was in their normal uniform. It was embarrassing at the time but now I’ve got a trophy so fuck off. Also included, a selfie of me tonight absolutely not in fancy dress. Just casually wearing a 1920s turban, yeah?